damn that crazy dutch celery molester!if i find him in my salad crisper, i shall be most vexed!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:54,
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Dip it in blue food dye if you're really worried.It won't affect the flavour at all, however, what a lot of people don't know, is that The Dutch Inventor Mediocre is unable to see the colour blue due to an extremely unfortunate radish picking incident.
In fact, if he sees someone riding a blue bicycle, he actually thinks they are floating.
(In fact, if he sees someone riding a blue bicycle, he actually thinks they are floating.
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 22:56,
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i shall do this immediately.i used to enjoy adding blue food colouring to mashed potato. people would think i was eating some astonishing new foodstuff.
however, making instant mash with chicken soup instead of hot water went very badly wrong.
(however, making instant mash with chicken soup instead of hot water went very badly wrong.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:03,
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Ha, you fucking nutter :D Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:06,
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i enjoy experimenting with foodonly to eat it, not for sex purposes.
that'd just be weird.
(that'd just be weird.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Thu 13 Aug 2009, 23:09,
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that tooif i see a juicy mango, i want to eat it, not attempt to pleasure myself with it
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