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# if you breathe half as much
you might live twice as long...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:50, archived)
# if you eat limes with everything
you will eventually never need to shit again... like the Thunder Dome, but in this sense two men enter and nothing leaves. That's efficiency!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
# What goes around
comes around
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:54, archived)
# especially if it's bendy.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)
# some things are educational and fun
that's edu-fun-tional!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:56, archived)
# indeed
are you back or still in limbo?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:02, archived)
# I'm in Nha Trang
here for another couple of days, then Saigon, then KL, Singapore, Sri Lanka, Dubai then Newcastle. A week today at lunchtime I should be back in blighty and having a decent cup of tea and an honest bit of cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Huzzah
I shall be waiting at Newcastle Air Station

with a bit of cardboard saying Welcome Home Albert

(I'll be the bloke holding said piece of cardboard - If I'm carrying half an aardvark - it's not me)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# ha ha ha

I'll try really hard not to make eye contact
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I hate that word.
I think we should also track down and shoot the inventor of the word 'chillax'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:13, archived)