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# Ahh.. it's Bootsy, baby!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 7:38, archived)
# Bootsy call
Hahaha nice

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 7:43, archived)
# well the cat was captioned as Don King but those glasses are more Bootsy really
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 7:48, archived)
# Kitteh societies do exist!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:00, archived)
# Do they have secret pawshake?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:21, archived)
# BOOTZILLA, BABY

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 7:58, archived)
# Oh Stevie boy
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:21, archived)
# I read his computer of his shoulder once
Bacon was one of his most used words.
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:09, archived)
# PUTTING THE FUNK BACK INTO BOOTSY
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:20, archived)
# That is an EU 14.7 kinds of scary!
woo.

'ningles all.

Grr! Supermarket cashier staff hey? Grr!

Buying brekkie this morning and a bought a couple of croissants. Get the the counter and the woman says to me like I'm some sort of simpleton, 'Why are you buys two?! Buy four it's cheaper!'
I had to inform her that a) I only wanted two for my breakfast) and b) she was incorrect four coissants at £1.50 was 50p more expensive that two croissants at a pound. It just had two more croussants in it.
I hate it when stupid people thrust unsound advice in your face.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:36, archived)
# They're out there - and ning!
I didn't think that the word 'brekkie' was used in the UK. It's usually used here by bogans. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:39, archived)
# OMG1one1 they'll depatriate me!:P
Yeah it's used here although I am prone to the odd Australianism.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:46, archived)
# So you've never seen "Yellow Submarine" then...
Of course that was less Beatles than Hanna Barbarians, so maybe not so much.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# if you breathe half as much
you might live twice as long...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:50, archived)
# if you eat limes with everything
you will eventually never need to shit again... like the Thunder Dome, but in this sense two men enter and nothing leaves. That's efficiency!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:53, archived)
# What goes around
comes around
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:54, archived)
# especially if it's bendy.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:55, archived)
# some things are educational and fun
that's edu-fun-tional!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:56, archived)
# indeed
are you back or still in limbo?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:02, archived)
# I'm in Nha Trang
here for another couple of days, then Saigon, then KL, Singapore, Sri Lanka, Dubai then Newcastle. A week today at lunchtime I should be back in blighty and having a decent cup of tea and an honest bit of cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Huzzah
I shall be waiting at Newcastle Air Station

with a bit of cardboard saying Welcome Home Albert

(I'll be the bloke holding said piece of cardboard - If I'm carrying half an aardvark - it's not me)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:08, archived)
# ha ha ha

I'll try really hard not to make eye contact
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I hate that word.
I think we should also track down and shoot the inventor of the word 'chillax'.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Dude, seriously. Don't try and act upset when people treat you like a simpleton. It comes with the territory.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:54, archived)
# croissants are mostly saturated fat
try having a piece of fruit instead, or some delicious seeds
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 8:57, archived)
# I bet you have no friends!
no friends and a nice firm stool.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:02, archived)
# that sounds like all the red meat talking
you should cut down on that and have a nice rice broth with some mint in it followed by a piece of rye bread and some live yoghurt for desert!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:06, archived)
# You're talking to the wrong person
I eat meat two three times a week. Now stop or I'll start having a go at your crack habit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:10, archived)
# alcohol is a poison
why not make a refreshing brew out of dandelion leaves and elderflower spines? you can use the leftover mulch as compost!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:12, archived)
# You can't talk you said rye bread
Yeast is a highly toxic fungus!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:18, archived)
# Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 9:00, archived)