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# is there a vagina shopped in there?
or have I been touching too much ham?

or are both of these statements true?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:21, archived)
# It's just ham.
Hammity ham.

Ham ham ham.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:23, archived)
# ah ok
still looks like a kind of ham centrefold
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Says The Alchamist
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# From this HAM i shall bring forth NEWTS!
(there was a program on "The Cell" the other night, where they had some 16th c. recipe for making mice from wheat and a foul shirt. They tried it, but it didn't work)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I've taped that
but not watched it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Worth watching just to see a man look at a sample of his own sperm through a van Leuwenhook microscope.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I always wanted to look at my own sperm through a microscope
I never quite had the guts to knock one out in the lab when I was a scientist.

Ironically, now I work in an office, I'm wanking constantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:03, archived)