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# Meaty goodness


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(ch33kster, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Hamtoucher

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I thought you were lurking?
You liar!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:28, archived)
# I was . . . Happy Candle Day !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:50, archived)
# HA

fooled you haven't I
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:51, archived)
# happy b3taday
you!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:20, archived)
# is there a vagina shopped in there?
or have I been touching too much ham?

or are both of these statements true?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:21, archived)
# It's just ham.
Hammity ham.

Ham ham ham.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:23, archived)
# ah ok
still looks like a kind of ham centrefold
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Says The Alchamist
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# From this HAM i shall bring forth NEWTS!
(there was a program on "The Cell" the other night, where they had some 16th c. recipe for making mice from wheat and a foul shirt. They tried it, but it didn't work)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:37, archived)
# I've taped that
but not watched it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Worth watching just to see a man look at a sample of his own sperm through a van Leuwenhook microscope.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I always wanted to look at my own sperm through a microscope
I never quite had the guts to knock one out in the lab when I was a scientist.

Ironically, now I work in an office, I'm wanking constantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:03, archived)
# Are you implying that this ham looks like vaginal lips?...
...(insert laugh here).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:23, archived)
# This ham is recommended for the lips of the vagina
mmm, translationparty
(I helped save b3ta! mr ginglymus has something in his pance, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your meat?
(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:31, archived)
# you've never seen a ladies special pocket
have you?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:32, archived)
# Nor ever tried to fit his bald-headed little chap into said special pocket...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Heh. Translationparty says:
"In our minds, he was something special to fit in a pocket of red"
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:39, archived)
# "All new QUORN™ - now made with real beef!"
/ac and I don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 16:35, archived)