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# Mmmm. Sausage.
NSFW?

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Trolli Dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:16, archived)
# I have no earthly idea what the hell it is
but it's scary.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:29, archived)
# well, that's
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# a neato what now right
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:20, archived)
# ALSO:
I urge you to consider the merits of concrete.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# I fucking LOVE concrete!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:24, archived)
# I wonder why they sprayed their office with concrete
it seems like a silly thing to do.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:25, archived)
# I mean really
what kind of business owner sprays their office with concrete?

Not a successful one, I can tell you that much.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:28, archived)
# One which sells important plastic polymers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)
# indeed
even people new to the concrete industry would recognise this as an operational error
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)
# The humorous captions are very good though.
I like, "Look at this mess caused by the concrete!" It's particularly effective because seconds before reading it, I was indeed looking at the mess caused by the concrete!
"There is concrete everywhere!" is funny too, but also true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)
# people who put obvious titles next to pictures are twats.
twats!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:33, archived)
# Fuck yes I love your Flickr.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)
# shit
I need to make more fucking obvious pictures with obvious captions
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# I anxiously await my ride on the zamboni
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:40, archived)
# there are no zambonis in my locality
I think I have to go to the next city up from here

whereupon I shall enquire "I wish to take photographs of your zamboni, if you have one, thust providing myself with lmiited personal amsuement"

and they'll probably beat the shit out of me and shit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Not necessarily.
Some communities encourage strangers to photograph their zambonis, or at least I imagine that to be the case. Perhaps it's not true, I really don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:44, archived)
# this statement is backed up by statistical fact and may or may not be true
edit: I'm wondering, should I put a picture of myself in my profile that isn't obscured using baffling colour levels?

should I?

or should I not?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:56, archived)
# this is sage advice
edit: done it :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Is that your website?
It's very good.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# yes, I own flickr :D
yes, it's my potatostream on flickr

edit: actually I think I do have some pictures to upload
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:43, archived)
# I looked at some other pages on flickr
but you're not on them, and they're full of people I've never heard of. I think your site may have been hacked.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:45, archived)
# yeah i found this page that was all in chinese so maybe it was hacked by the chinese
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:50, archived)
#
性交的中文！
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:52, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:54, archived)
# Yeah, I think these were the business manager's exact words, transcribed by his personal assistant.
As far as I can tell it was his assistant's last job before they were let go - everything was covered in concrete so the business manager couldn't afford to pay them anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
# It must have been heartbreaking as an employee following around the business owner, transcribing his words, as you see your livelihood buried under a mess of concrete
Especially when the business manager is so flippant about what he did
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# so many assistants mired in this manner
a tragic lots
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:43, archived)
# It really was very inconsiderate of the business manager to do that
Not only did he destroy his business but he also affected the lives of all his employees.

Like he said at the time, "This printer will never print again..."
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:49, archived)
# I love the smell of curing concrete
!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Who took the first bite and what did they do with it after it was gone ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 16 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)