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It is going to eat us.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)

I think it might fuck you first

Then eat you

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boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)

It will it me

and then it will eat me.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)

just pray

pray that you die before it's too late

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boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)

At least you wouldn't be looking at a wrinkly old hand if it had the decency to give you a reacharound

Gotta be thankful for small mercies.

(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)

this is very true

and you'd better hope it's no fan of missionary

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boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)

Indeed, but I imagine a time ravaged face may be the least of my worries

The throbbing tranny cock nudging purposefully at my tea towel holder may be more troublesome.

(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)

oh, i *think* it's female

think.

i may be wrong though.

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boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)

Ahhhh, I work with a bobfoc.

Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch

(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)

I actually really fell for one once

Looking back, I'm really actually quite glad that nothing happened because waking up to that face might not have been all that much fun.

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boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)

The bad thing about bobfoc's is that when you see them in the day

they've put on some slap and made an effort, first thing in the morning they're gonna look a fuck sight worse .... Like Albert Steptoe in Paul Frank pajamas. Me? I look like shit 24 hrs a day.

(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)

me too

makes life much easier, and more honest.

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boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)