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# Gor blimey


Fit or what? The terminally interested can click for 1280x800 152k goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Well at least his hips are telling the truth

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:58, archived)
# They always do
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Nice glasses!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)
# Thanks!
I thought so, too, though it was the optician first showed them to me. "They'll go with your beautiful smile," she said.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:00, archived)
# And how!
Hubba-hubba..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:07, archived)
# *dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# *twitches*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:12, archived)
# *dies*

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:14, archived)
# COR


Fuck me I really did do loads of these.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# A suspiciously large amount, Mr Spider.
Confess, sinner!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:20, archived)
# it's true :(
i'm in love with her. i collected them all in my profile the other day and fell for her all over again.

it's the thought of that leathery cheek against my thighs.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:21, archived)
# I'm back on the glasses.
Mm-mmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# those as well
:D
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# It is going to eat us.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I think it might fuck you first
Then eat you
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:01, archived)
# It will it me
and then it will eat me.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:09, archived)
# just pray
pray that you die before it's too late
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# At least you wouldn't be looking at a wrinkly old hand if it had the decency to give you a reacharound
Gotta be thankful for small mercies.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:10, archived)
# this is very true
and you'd better hope it's no fan of missionary
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:11, archived)
# Indeed, but I imagine a time ravaged face may be the least of my worries
The throbbing tranny cock nudging purposefully at my tea towel holder may be more troublesome.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:13, archived)
# oh, i *think* it's female
think.

i may be wrong though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:15, archived)
# Ahhhh, I work with a bobfoc.
Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:18, archived)
# I actually really fell for one once
Looking back, I'm really actually quite glad that nothing happened because waking up to that face might not have been all that much fun.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:19, archived)
# The bad thing about bobfoc's is that when you see them in the day
they've put on some slap and made an effort, first thing in the morning they're gonna look a fuck sight worse .... Like Albert Steptoe in Paul Frank pajamas. Me? I look like shit 24 hrs a day.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:23, archived)
# me too
makes life much easier, and more honest.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# Poor lass
I'd get some cream for that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:02, archived)
# It's too late for that
But she's getting her revenge by rubbing it on fence posts all around the neighbourhood.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 18 Aug 2009, 20:04, archived)