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# you are a strange man
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:36, archived)
# sadly you are not the first to make this observation.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:37, archived)
# Show us yer cock mister
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:41, archived)
# you got a magnifying glass?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:47, archived)
#
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:54, archived)
# smallest cock I've ever seen
luckily i have a microfanny
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:56, archived)
# Heh
I believe the technical term is "mouse's ear"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:57, archived)
# imagine the pocket of a shrew's waistcoat
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:00, archived)
# pffft
Gnats chuff
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:06, archived)
# hum...does this mean you wish to do the sex to me?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:07, archived)
# In theory yes
as long as we don't ever have to meet or look at each other
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:10, archived)
# :'(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:13, archived)
# snap out of it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 2:05, archived)
# I suspect you need one for snail sexing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:55, archived)
# They are hermaphorodites
or perhaps you meant delivering sexfun nudey prodgames unto a snale
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:58, archived)
# and that is quite wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:03, archived)
# Snail sexing
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)
# PABLUMESK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:41, archived)
# simultaneous hermaphorodites.
the difference is important kids.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:08, archived)
# They can go fuck themselves
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:23, archived)
# presumably they can, it would be an interesting form of masturbation.
I think you should apply for a research grant to investigate this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 19 Aug 2009, 1:26, archived)
# Show us your Nutmeat!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:43, archived)
# YAY NUTMEAT!
best of all the nutmeats
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 19 Aug 2009, 0:48, archived)