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# I fart in lifts
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# i fart next to the printer
cos i hate the woman that sits near it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Can't you just print out some A4s with 'PARP' on them?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:46, archived)
# yes
but then she'd
a) know it was me, and
b) not get a bad smell in her nose
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:48, archived)
# But you fart roses.
Everybody knows that.

(PS: I recently adopted the 'twizzly moustache' look, cos I'm about to appeal against a formal written warning and wish to appear 'eccentric')
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:53, archived)
# pictures please
i reckon you look quite dapper if you've still got the shorn bonce as well
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:56, archived)
# *twizzles*
The Todd Slaughter Fanclub welcomes its newest member..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 Aug 2009, 22:59, archived)