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# hahaha. you nutter.
haircut?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Is that an offer?
If so I hope it comes with a massage parlour style happy ending.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:08, archived)
# bless.
you never stop trying do you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:09, archived)
# I CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW INCREDIBLY HORNY I AM
IT'S LIKE PRAWN COCKTAIL FLAVOURED CRISPS IN MY BRAIN
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:10, archived)
# now THAT'S horny!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:12, archived)
# you're quite mad.
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Hellos and all that.
I HOPE YOU HAVE NOT HAD SEX.

DO NOT MAKE ME GET THE STICK.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:16, archived)
# of course i haven't had sex.
it's a given when your me...i'm like a nun, just without the religeous crap.

that and he hates me now. i am so fucking childish. it rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Same 'he'?
I have made a few friends, sadly they are all internet people and as such I can not sexually violate them while they are sleeping. Or at least it requires a lot more forethought.

That and they're about as much use as friends as a soap donkey.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:20, archived)
# friends are over rated.
as is sex. as is eeeeeeeeeeverything other than, donkeys.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Maybe you should make some time for me to come and molest you then.
Molest you with lovely compliments!

And my penis.


And now I must go and dinner.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# i would if you didn't scare me so much.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 25 Aug 2009, 17:30, archived)