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# My mate Brian who is the fiercest art critic in all of the world just looked over my shoulder at this.
He burst into tears and declared it as perfection.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:43, archived)
# I know a lot about art, but I don't know what I like
And this is art.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:44, archived)
# I've been approached by a man named Bill Gates, who wants to buy it off me for a thousand million pounds.
I kicked him in the cunt and told him to jog on, or come back with a REAL offer.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:50, archived)
# quite right sir
a sharp hoof up the kipper works wonders with errant gazillionaires.

accept nothing less than a vauxhall viva, with alloys, as payment.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 23:56, archived)