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# Towels
Well you learn odd and pointless things everyday, Martin Short is Claire Shorts 1st cousin
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:22, archived)
# what?
as in The Three Amigo's Martin short?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# yes
Although bear in mind I just read that on Wiki, so it could be complete crap
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:25, archived)
# has she only got one cousin?
just goes to show, the rich and famous don't have everything ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:24, archived)
# to be honest, would you want to be associated with her
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:26, archived)
# not particularly, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:28, archived)
# she will chain you to a radiator and beat you with a soiled prawn ring
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:30, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:32, archived)
# Oh, admit it
You're turned on by the thought, arent you?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:34, archived)
# just think of Kerry Katona giving you a wink from the backdoor :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:37, archived)
# She'd probably not mind sharing a spliff with you...
and she's got a fun accent to do impressions of.

At least she's not Ann Widdecombe.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Aug 2009, 20:40, archived)