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# I find crumpets pointless. They're like eating sponges.
Unless they're hot with butter, then they're like eating hot buttery sponges.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# exactly
hot buttery sponges, that leave butter rings on your plates and buttery smears on your fingers and face.
but don't put jam on them, that's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:20, archived)
# But they don't taste of anything. And they're hard to chew.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# not if you toast them just right
they're also surprisingly good with peanut butter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Nothing is good with peanut butter. Peanuts are the devils food.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:27, archived)
# well that sounds logical
i've been told i'm quite evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:28, archived)
# They taste of drought.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I wonder what peanut butter spread on peanuts tastes like
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Sticky drought.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:32, archived)
# nutty.
very nutty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:33, archived)
# i've never tasted drought
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:32, archived)
# All nuts do it. You're eating your cake or chocolate bar or whatever
And then you bite through a nut and get that warm, unpleastant sensation when the nut kills the taste you were previously enjoying and fills your tongue with dry nutty awfulness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)
# i like nuts
especially walnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:36, archived)
# I don't, they're superfluous to requirements. Their flavour is in most cases negligible and their texture just makes them an added chore.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:43, archived)
# I don't like mushrooms either, they taste fine but are icky to chew.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Or eggs, nothing that wrong with them, I just never feel the desire to eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:47, archived)
# i find them pleasant and tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:47, archived)