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# Kids love fresh content


Here is the before pic

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:58, archived)
# You take out an entire zebra crossing of school children with that thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:00, archived)
# That reminds me of a time I was at a stoplight next to a US military HMMV
I said, "I'll race you to the top of the hill"

Marine replied, "First one to run over someone on a bike wins"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)
# That car is roughly twice the width of the road I live on.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)
# HUHUH WUSSY EURO FAG ROAD!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:10, archived)
# euro fag roads with corners
the yank's natural enemy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:21, archived)
# indeed
their simple technology is incapable of negotiating corners

but not to worry!

they'll freedom bomb the shit out of everything in perfectly straight lines :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# i'll shelter on a chicane
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:25, archived)
# That would explain the need for two license plates.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Haha!
Give it 30ft extra ground clearance and you have the perfect
pre-recession shopping-run motor.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:01, archived)
# .2 miles to the gallon baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Perfect for the 5'2" x 4'9" soccermom set.
Avoids seeing all that distracting traffic and roadsigns while texting
your offspring, drinking a soda, primping your hair, and shoveling
in endless CookieBarn double oat and walnut crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:06, archived)
# 'ello Tah'
What's new?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:08, archived)
# Not much actually. No art on the slab (yet, just 6pm here).
Had to go get a new mouse today, my old one kept double clicking at random
moments. Switch was worn to shit. Did you see my atomic car?
www.b3ta.com/board/9666150 I think I have finally got bevels on paths
fixed in my mind. Blender is maddening. You modeling anything today?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Yes, it's been rendering for the last 30mins or so because
I got carried away and wasn't very efficient.
My mouse has been double clicking for a long time also.
Atomic car is going well! Nice to see the progress from your first 3d sketch of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:27, archived)
# I think I'm going to do it at least once more.
But this time I'm going to start with the driver and passenger and build out.
In his drawing you can just see how huge that car is if you look in the front
window. I still need to hone my skills on layers, parenting and proxy items
in Blender. Scene management is fucking tough. I keep exporting to Bryce
for the renders and not getting around to learning more about Blender
materials as a result. I fear Bryce will go the way my Strata3D did and not
work on the generation of machines I have by the time I get comfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:36, archived)
# That sounds like every 35+yo in West St. Louis County
It drives me mad when people can't even park the things.
I've always been tempted to carry notes with me to place under their windshield wiper:

"If you can't park it, do you think you should be driving it?"
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:11, archived)
# or even better, one that says FUCK OFF AND DIE
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# They are fucking everywhere.
Or at least everywhere I walk. I've nearly been run over by
bloated tarts in SUVs every other day for a month or more.
School has started, so I might be safe for a few months. [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Too many americanisms... my Selfrightous Brit sense is outraged.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:17, archived)
# Kunukistan is getting filled with the breed of late.
As I was saying above, they are a menace.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# "soccermom" by itself is three.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:24, archived)
# What is the proportion of British insomniacs to Americans these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)
# Guilty of the former, y'honour.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)
# At this time in the morning? 2:1 I'd guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Nah
it's nearly 10pm in the States, the hour at which I've spent about 90% of all my time on b3ta (and i am a dirty american)
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# If there were that many mekins about then this place wouldn't be as slow as it is during the night.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Keep going through the night, Mue, c'mon, one for the team.
You've shown before that you don't need anyone else around to post.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:51, archived)
# A few hours ago I asked people what to draw, no one suggested anything interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:53, archived)
# Still on the board too, in the bottom thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:54, archived)
# I even took the time to open ps for that space picture for clansoul, who never replied. Ungrateful sod.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:57, archived)
# well i like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Draw the queen mother basting a turkey.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:01, archived)
# It's the dead moments between the eastcoasters and the southern sea freaks that gets me.
I think there is only three or four of us on the westcoast of NA in the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Hahaha
You should be CEO of GM
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:07, archived)
# i love fresh crumpets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:16, archived)
# I find crumpets pointless. They're like eating sponges.
Unless they're hot with butter, then they're like eating hot buttery sponges.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:18, archived)
# exactly
hot buttery sponges, that leave butter rings on your plates and buttery smears on your fingers and face.
but don't put jam on them, that's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:20, archived)
# But they don't taste of anything. And they're hard to chew.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:22, archived)
# not if you toast them just right
they're also surprisingly good with peanut butter
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Nothing is good with peanut butter. Peanuts are the devils food.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:27, archived)
# well that sounds logical
i've been told i'm quite evil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:28, archived)
# They taste of drought.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I wonder what peanut butter spread on peanuts tastes like
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Sticky drought.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:32, archived)
# nutty.
very nutty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:33, archived)
# i've never tasted drought
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:32, archived)
# All nuts do it. You're eating your cake or chocolate bar or whatever
And then you bite through a nut and get that warm, unpleastant sensation when the nut kills the taste you were previously enjoying and fills your tongue with dry nutty awfulness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:35, archived)
# i like nuts
especially walnuts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:36, archived)
# I don't, they're superfluous to requirements. Their flavour is in most cases negligible and their texture just makes them an added chore.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:43, archived)
# I don't like mushrooms either, they taste fine but are icky to chew.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Or eggs, nothing that wrong with them, I just never feel the desire to eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:47, archived)
# i find them pleasant and tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I thought I'd post something I've never posted before.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:30, archived)
# a letter to a nun?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:32, archived)
# No I've posted one of those before.
I put photos of my cock inside the envelope.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:34, archived)
# was it a small envelope?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Yes, but the pictures were really zoomed out. And cropped.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# riiiiight ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Quiet, you.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:44, archived)
# heheheh
right, time for bed, methinks.
g'night all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Cya!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:50, archived)
# 'night
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:54, archived)
# 'Night! :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:56, archived)
# You should make one of those youtube reaction videos, like they have for shock sites, only for your penis.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:37, archived)
# WHAT'S THAT COMING OVER YOUR MUM
IS IT A BLACK MAN, IS IT A BLACK MAN
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Not again! HAHAHA! Right then, have it...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:39, archived)
# ahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! elbow, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# This made me snort with enjoyment.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 2:42, archived)
# Ha! Just found this
Most Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 3:55, archived)