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# I'm now vomiting along with it
I hope you're happy.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 0:40, archived)
# He's had a ROTTEN KEBAB
from Honest Ali's Ambient Catering.

and now he's at the PUNK FUCKING ROCK festival

and it's FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 0:41, archived)
# *I like this*
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)
# \o/
yay!
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 0:45, archived)
# I felt a bit dodgy
after eating a kebab the other night - from a place I go regularly. My girlfriend found all the health inspector reports for my local council online.

I am never eating there again - one warning they got was for inadequate hand washing facilities in the staff toilet. Sink was partially covered by stuff and there was no soap. Bleurgh.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 1:15, archived)
# they mostly don't give a fuck
and although it's funny to take the piss, this stuff can kill you

which isn't funny

:D
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 1:17, archived)
# Well it didn't kill me
but I did have a gallon of rusty water explode out my asshole.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 1:22, archived)
# it's fun when it happens for three days straight too
*never* been in so much pain.

:D
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 1:32, archived)
# National B3taday Day.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 0:43, archived)
# Thank you Mr Eagle.
I trust this is my own and I shan't be expected to share it with Dr Scunner?
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 0:48, archived)
# I have been baking all afternoon.
ALL ROUND MINE FOR CUPCAKES.
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 0:50, archived)
# Happy candle!
(, Tue 1 Sep 2009, 1:38, archived)