That's how they baked it to begin with
it's now being inspected for quality.
Nuclear Ham is the Ham of Choice - 50 years half-life Guaranteed!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 10:56,
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"The bomb goes off, but the ham doesn't"
Works for me as a catch-phrase.
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 6 Sep 2009, 11:03,
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