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# FFS - I would be overcome with the urge to headbutt such a twat
Twitter. It's like a perfect sphere. Completely pointless

There's people giving out business cards with this shit on it. 'You can follow me on Twitter'. No. Fuck off. I would get as much enjoyment from pulling out my fingernails. The only reason I would follow you would be in the hope I get to see you run over by a bus.
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 8:52, archived)
# What you are doing here is coming to a website
and giving out information on the most banal thoughts of your day. How many people really want to hear about your opinion on another website?

Your post is no different to tweeting, but it took longer to load and is on a board which is not for such blogging.

At least with idiots who tweet their opinions the audience is expecting it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:00, archived)
# What you are doing is getting sand in your clitoris
because I've taken the piss out of something you like.
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:05, archived)
# No.
I am merely amused that you chose to post stuff about the fact that you hate people posting stuff.

Admittedly you did not tweet it.

Bleat springs to mind.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Please point out the bit
where I said I hate people posting stuff ...

I missed that bit. It would be a bit ironic to have that attitude and be on b3ta ....
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:26, archived)
# Who wants to go outside and play Frisbee?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:29, archived)
# ooh, someone likes south park
... also, sand IN your clitoris?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Our company...
sent out emails promoting their Twitter account... that we can only access at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Sep 2009, 9:11, archived)