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# Oh HELLO.
Regale me with tales of your life.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:23, archived)
# Yesterday I did jazz hands to the people in my train carriage after I performed an amazing fall.
They all well hated me and my skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Yes! Fight the power!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)
# I will pirouette to fucking victory.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:35, archived)
# if jazz hands didnt raise a smile you must've been on some kind of zombie filled train
...was there a low muttering on the subject of "braiiiinsss..."?
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:35, archived)
# I said "TA-DAAAH!" and everything :(
The train comes from Stanmore, which probably explains a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Hahah! I'd have applauded
That's like, well ace an' stuff, innit

Edit: After finally getting around to reading your profile I can now confirm something I previously strongly suspected...you sir am the ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:35, archived)
# :D
I skidded along the platform, proper THUNKED into the side of the tube,ricochetted back off then fell into the carriage head first. A polite nod at the very least would have been sufficient.

EDIT: Well ain't you ALL of the niceness!
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:40, archived)
# That's more awesome
than a 1/2 cut maximinimus getting his bag caught in the escalator and falling over backwards and bursting into laughter
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:47, archived)
# We're wasted on the general public, we really are.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Come to the Derby bash
I'd appreciate* you!

*=give a pad and paper and make draw robots
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 14:52, archived)
# I REALLY want to come,
But I'm a bit cash-strapped at the moment for train and hotel and booze tiems money. I'll see what I can do :)
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 11 Sep 2009, 15:13, archived)