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# how random!
Also - FFS!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8254206.stm

I swear there is a huge scientific division somewhere who's sole aim is to make sure that EVERYTHING can be proven bad for your healh.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:30, archived)
# well,
death is a side effect of living
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:32, archived)
# O NOES
Post it on the bbc website with a stock photo of a scientist looking all serious by some test tubes
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:38, archived)
# 's okay!
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:46, archived)
# i got herpes from a computer keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:33, archived)
# i got athlete's foot
from aldi
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:35, archived)
# Everything is indeed bad for our health.
I can't think of any living thing that won't feast on us (veg/vagans just let plants predigest things for them).
None of the mineral world is safe. Even pure air is toxic over the long term. Water can kill you, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:39, archived)
# *goes to bed shivering in fear*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 3:42, archived)
# haha
might as well just lie down and die
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:05, archived)
# either that, or
get a tinfoil headpiece
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 4:07, archived)
# ahhhhahhhhhahhhah that is fucking bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 5:59, archived)