Ahhhh, see in Dan Brown's booksnobody has time for any sex until all the hokum is done and dusted
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:56,
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nobody ever goes to the toilet or has a wank in Dan Brown's plotstherefore they are relentlessly unrealistic
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:58,
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Maybe they wear colostomy bagslike Jack Bauer
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Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:00,
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