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# May he rest in peace - Great cook total piss-head best of all the drunken chefs
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:30, archived)
# its all rob's fault...
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:30, archived)
# You Maniacs! You blew it up!
Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:35, archived)
# MURDERER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:37, archived)
# It was the Ginger Furher the whole time
all ley-lines converge on b3ta HQ, Rob is the Illuminarti! It all makes sense

*writes nonsensical book about Illuminarti, Vatican and CDC symbolism!*
*              *
*PROFIT*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:42, archived)
# apparently Dan Brown has written the same book again
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:43, archived)
# The consipracy is that Hollywood never even noticed
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I have thus far resisted reading a Dan brown book
however, I am intrigued by this new one, given it's apparent focus on us funny handshakers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:45, archived)
# the Da Vinci Code was utter bollocks
possibly the worst book I've ever read (given that I never finished Silas Marner)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:48, archived)
# what are english masons like..I know the *Scottish masons are a bunch of bigoted cunts
*fucking scum of the earth...apart from your good self :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:55, archived)
# there's a few bad seeds about in all areas, but hopefully it doesn't ruin the bunch
same goes for most oragnisations and groups. Pity really :(
/The ol' Duke of Prunes is a Scottish mason
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)
# The Da Vinci code already alluded to a lot of bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Surely people can't fall for it a 5th time.
Someone random dies
Unlikely hero gets involved
Crazy unbelievable caper
Sex in a hotel room
The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Are we talking about Dan Brown's books
or Rob's weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:49, archived)
# AND TEH CODEZ
the problem with it is that the protagonists can only be as clever as the audience (i.e. thick)
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:50, archived)
# James Herbert?
/my 'guilty pleasure' author. I wish someone could adapt the rats trilogy as either a decent movie or TV series
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:51, archived)
# j'aime sherbet
god, I ought to go back to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Really?
I've never read any.

So DB hasn't even had ONE original idea then?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:53, archived)
# He's worth reading for some light, but enjoyable, hokum
Creed, and the Spear are fine examples of his books worth having a read of.
Someone Dies
Anti-hero steps up
Meets woman
Hokum occurs
has sex
More Hokum occurs
has Sex
Solves Hokum
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Ahhhh, see in Dan Brown's books
nobody has time for any sex until all the hokum is done and dusted
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)
# nobody ever goes to the toilet or has a wank in Dan Brown's plots
therefore they are relentlessly unrealistic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Maybe they wear colostomy bags
like Jack Bauer
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Think there was a movie called The Rats or something
based on James Herbert's books was way back in the early 80's I vaguely remember it now.

There was definitely one called "Ben" about Rats but that wasn't scary.

Found it Rats: Night of Terror (god I watched some shit as a teen)
video.google.co.uk/videosearch?sourceid=navclient&rlz=1T4ACAW_en___GB342&q=Rats:+Night+Of+Terror&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=n1ivSqbzEqKY4gati7GtCg&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&ct=title&resnum=9#
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:56, archived)
# This?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0083801/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)
# that sounds dreadful :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:06, archived)
# "Dachshunds were dressed up as rats for the special effects."
How can that possibly be dreadful??? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# You realise that I will now have to watch that this evening :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:07, archived)
# \o/ then my work is done :)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:09, archived)
# This being said, I have just seen the 'trailer'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzoTaeCIrIg
There's some serious 'ham' going on there, and someone is having fun throwing buckets of rats over people. It's hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:13, archived)
# "Ben" was mostly notable for featuring the Michael Jackson song of the same name.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:11, archived)
# "Haunted" was a solid read, but the film was truly dire.
(Except for the bit where Kate Beckinsale runs about in the nuddy - that was pretty much great)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:01, archived)
# WHERE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)
#
www.cndb.com/actor.html?name=Beckinsale%2C+Kate#nudereviews
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:09, archived)
# you know too much
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 10:20, archived)
# ...
And Ezekiel punched Dan Brown
And the nights are drawing in
And your Evening of Swing had been cancelled
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:44, archived)
# get me catnippp on the line
this needs to be made public!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:45, archived)
# *dons tinfoil hat*
*hides under table*
*makes 'wibble' noise*
*posts theory on tw'internet*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:48, archived)
# RIP PATRICK SWAYZE
/ranting Donkey blog
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Is it just me
or did he morph into Rupert Murdoch in his final days?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I'm just imagining Rupert Murdoch dressed as Morph
*goes to toilet*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:44, archived)
# off to poo out a Morphdoch?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:45, archived)
# a cylinder of brown clay
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 9:51, archived)