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I liked the film

I loved the whole turning action genre upside down a little, with the typical action-hero being the evil cunt for parts of the film.

However it seems many of my friends hated it.

Also, happy b3taday! I also quite like the shoppage, and no humans allowed sounds about right for this place.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:22, archived)

Well I think you should get some different friends.

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zoldergoose, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:25, archived)

It could've done with a liiiittle less action for me, though

Though I liked the bit about him supposedly transforming due to too much sexual contact, showing up the ignorance about the consequences sexual contact amongst many South Africans.

It's okay, I keep a book on all of my friends, so that when I kill them I can plead insanity, so shouldn't be too hard to get new ones.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:28, archived)

Yeah

Nice to have a hero that started out a bit of a plonker. Not sure what I thought of the film yet, certainly a bit different and I do fancy playing with the splatter guns they used.

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Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:30, archived)

Ooh, the typical Afrikaans South African

Little bit dim, ind inly with thi viwil 'i'.

But I was referring more to the Colonel, typical action hero, what with the walking through all the smoke nearer the end, but a total cunt from someone else's perspective.

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:33, archived)

I have walked through smoke.

And on rare occasions been a cunt, but never an action hero.
Still time, though.
Oh. That Colonel...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:36, archived)