The only winning move is not to play
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:28,
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That's not true.
I gambled on horsies on Saturday, Sunday and yesterday, and won 3 times! one of which was 33-1 innit!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:34,
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Did you fall over the winning ticket and break a bone?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:35,
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Nope :D
I collected my monies and went boozing! Woot!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:37,
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You should have put some of those winnings on the lottery
It was clearly a lucky day!
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:40,
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I don't need to worry about the lottery now.
I have kidnapped 24 people and they have chosen the numbers for me!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:41,
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Also, do you think my name is Earl?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:40,
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I do?
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Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 14:47,
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