plenty of oils in macdonaldsand most of the workers are virgins, pining for draining actions to be placed upon them.
also,
anyone consents to anything if you say its for a movie :D
(also,
anyone consents to anything if you say its for a movie :D
Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:25,
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this is truealthough my ex works in macdonald's. he is 41 and still cleans tables for a living.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:27,
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I worked in macdonaldswhen I was a virgin. never got drained for my oils there although the fat containers were often surprisingly empty.
Back in the day....
Nevertheless, consented virgin oils make the world go round.
I'd stick to vegetable oil personally. Especially if it actually was sticky, then I'd glue myself to the cieling with it and survey the passersby as they wander fretlessly.
(Back in the day....
Nevertheless, consented virgin oils make the world go round.
I'd stick to vegetable oil personally. Especially if it actually was sticky, then I'd glue myself to the cieling with it and survey the passersby as they wander fretlessly.
Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:34,
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i find velcro works just as well
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:36,
archived)
thats true, althoughI find my faith to be placed higer up the scale, to the likes of the nail gun and a gaffa tape. Velcro sits at number 3. Drinking maniacally from his glass of whiskey laughing at those below him, while Gaffa tape is holding the universe together and the Nail gun is taking the precise aim at the chavs.
Oh woe is me,
The jealousy
of wanting to be
a nail gun.
(Oh woe is me,
The jealousy
of wanting to be
a nail gun.
Kyazrael Juan, two, three, floor?,
Tue 15 Sep 2009, 21:39,
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