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(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Nice Hot Sausages
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Nipple Hair Secrets
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Nobody Has Scissors
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Nearly Had Scurvy
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:21, archived)
# Never Heard Slayer
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:23, archived)
# Nordic Hat Surveys
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Nightly Herpes Scan
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Nick Hornby's Scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Never Had Sex
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Nerdy Hysterical Screaming
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:28, archived)
# Nightingale Hunting Season
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Never Heard the Shot
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Nazi Hurdle Success
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:34, archived)
# New Hippo Sanctuary
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:36, archived)
# No Headed Swan
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:38, archived)
# Newsflash: Hearty Shits.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Northern Hemisphere Submerged
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Naughty Hun Sabotaged
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:57, archived)
# Hahahaha fucking hell, for some reason I can only see that as the headline on one of those old spinning newspaper segments.
With a picture of a hurdler with one giant arm and the Hindenburg for a head.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:38, archived)
# haha HIGH JUMP HUN!
yay spinning black and white 30's style movie action!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Nonce Horse Servicing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Well it definately isn't National Health Service
You walk out worse than when you went in.
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:25, archived)
# OH. I remember you.
You're the class cretin.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:26, archived)
# Because of that giant pic?
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:27, archived)
# If you have to ask why you're a dumbass, you've basically proved my point.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I just want to know why you say it, theres the giant pic and something to do with my post about tramps, so which one?
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:31, archived)
# I bet you think immigrants are ruining the country as well?
and that Gordon Brown should be 'taken outside and shot' etc etc.

do us a favour and get lost.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:35, archived)
# No, don't get lost.
That would mean there's still the possibility of finding him again.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:37, archived)
# hehe
I just didn't want to say 'fuck off' but I'm regretting it now.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:40, archived)
# Haha
Spaced quote:
"Do you think I should lose the shirt?"
"I think you should burn the shirt, because if you lose it, there's a chance you might find it again"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:45, archived)
# spaced ftw
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:56, archived)
# I don't think that. Immigrants are just annoying and Gordon should have a petrol bomb rammed up his arse.
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:37, archived)
# -_-
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:41, archived)
# You could have said "yes" and saved the keystrokes.
But I guess common sense isn't really your thing from the looks of things.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Those are the opinions of others, mine are not completely the same only similar.
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:45, archived)
# So "nignog gollywog giveaniggeraids" is actually some ironic quip about the troubles of racism in todays society I presume
Rather than you being an intolerable cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Yeah
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Does your mummy know you're up this late?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:57, archived)
# THE NHS KILLED MY MOTHER
WITH ITS EVIL TENDRILS OF DEATH
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:59, archived)
# Ahhhhh down to childishness.
Could I expect any less from you?
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 3:00, archived)
# Beginning to think you are some long time b3tan
with a special troll account.

or you are just a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 3:05, archived)
# Those things are not mutually exclusive.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 3:07, archived)
# heheh
different types I reckonz.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 3:08, archived)
# So if I'm a cunt, what the hell are you?
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 3:07, archived)
# def an regular b3tan!
with that kind of antagonisitc reply.

WHO ARE YOU? DO TELL!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 3:08, archived)
# A newbie really, and no matter what you do I'm here to stay, if you don't like it screw you.
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 3:11, archived)
# don't believe a word of it
your game is up sir!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 3:12, archived)
# Oh well played then.
Top wind-uppage.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Really?
By newbie-been using the site about 3 years, member for 2 but only really used membership for the last 3 months.
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 3:17, archived)
# You're coming across as someone who hasn't been at school long enough to have formed coherant and rational opinions.
The NHS is 'shit'. Immigrants are 'annoying'.
You've pissed off a lot of people with the crap you're spouting in defence of a particularly rubbish picture.
Either you're trying to wind people up on purpose or you're so stupid that you actually believe half the stuff you're saying. Either way, you're in the wrong place buddy.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 3:12, archived)
# You're right.
This place is full of assholes by the look of it, I'm back off to sickipedia.
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 3:20, archived)
# OHHHHHHH, you're american.
I presumed you were some other kind of idiot.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 3:21, archived)
# No I'm not one of those fat half brained fucks who could't translate english to english properly
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 3:24, archived)
# Debatable.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 3:26, archived)
# his sig is amazing
such a cretin
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:27, archived)
# Please describe said experience where you used the National Health Service and walked out worse than you went in.
Was it because you tried to molest a nurse and then got the shit kicked out of you by security by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:28, archived)
# No
But try asking people who had MRSA that question.
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:29, archived)
# Most of the people who have MRSA aquire it before they even go into hospital.
The majority of people in Nursing Homes are MRSA positive.
Do you even know WHY we get concerned about MRSA?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:33, archived)
# No
But the last time I checked up it was due to unclean equipment.
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Last time you checked? Was that in The Daily Fail or in your big ladybird book of hospital medicine?
MRSA stands for 'Methicillin resistant staphlococcus aureus'. Staphlococcus aureus is an extremely common skin organism and is present on everybody.
An unfortunate but inevitable consequence of using antibiotics to treat infections is that bugs such as s.aureus develop resistence. This occurs in the community just as easily as in hospital.
You can imagine how easy it is to spread a resistant strain once it develops, for example by shaking hands with someone.
The NHS does not use unclean equipment. Nearly all surgical equipment is single-use only. There are alcohol gel dispensers on every ward and often at the end of every bed. Fortunately we are able to control the spread of resistant bacteria because each hospital has its own antibiotic policy as well as NICE guidelines which suggest avoiding particular drugs which are becoming less effective. Hence the MRSA problem is worse in America.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:42, archived)
# I lolled
ladybird book of hospital medicine - perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Was in neither
But obviously you're either working in the NHS or in favour of them for some reason.
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Yeah, stop endorsing free healthcare YOU EVIL FUCK!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:46, archived)
# clearly a LIEBARREL america HATING COMMUNIST!!!11!!!
lol, what was the question again?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Healthcare?
From people who mostly can't even tie there shoelaces, do up there own shirts or even ties?
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Oh JUST FUCK OFF TROLL
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:50, archived)
# That's all you can say?
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:51, archived)
# That's all you deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 3:31, archived)
# *Applause*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Yes. Everyone who has ever recieved treatment from the NHS and not caught MRSA is obviously being bribed.
I should subscribe to your RSS feed.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Rarely Sane Sod
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Really Stupid Shithead
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Rubber Sausage Smuggler
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Regularly Sodomised Stasi
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:54, archived)
# And at what part did I say they were being bribed?
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:50, archived)
# RSS FEED
RSS SOUNDS LIKE A DEADLY VIRUS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Maybe because it stands for Massive Runny Shit Albatross
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Mighty Rhino Storms Argos
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Milk Ruins Shirt Again
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Mega Robot Seizes America
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:37, archived)
# Mildly Rancid Swollen Asses
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:38, archived)
# MrPineapple Reaches Seventieth Anniversary
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:41, archived)
# Mini Racehorse Scares Anteater
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:42, archived)
# MrPineapple Regrets Stupid Acronym
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Mechanical Rapist Steals Amethysts
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Meaty Raptor Spies Archbishop
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Missile Reactors Student Accomodation
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Meryl Rogers Snake's Anus
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:39, archived)
# hahah
we need this visualized.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:41, archived)
# You're lucky, MrPineapple's replies have just about made your post worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:23, archived)
# As per fucking usual.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:24, archived)
# Ha, I guess this is ironic because he said he wouldn't have survived without the NHS.
Why do you hate the NHS?
Are you Sarah Palin?
You're Sarah Fucking Palin aren't you?
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU STUPID RIGHT WING SHITHEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:24, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:24, archived)
# No
Just don't like them because they're shit.
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:33, archived)
# *Changes debating style to suit level of antagonist*
YOU'RE shit.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:34, archived)
# And I guess you're not?
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Well said, that man
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 3:15, archived)
# Totally unrelated to the compo
with someone else's joke.

FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 8:42, archived)