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# Most of the people who have MRSA aquire it before they even go into hospital.
The majority of people in Nursing Homes are MRSA positive.
Do you even know WHY we get concerned about MRSA?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:33, archived)
# No
But the last time I checked up it was due to unclean equipment.
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:35, archived)
# Last time you checked? Was that in The Daily Fail or in your big ladybird book of hospital medicine?
MRSA stands for 'Methicillin resistant staphlococcus aureus'. Staphlococcus aureus is an extremely common skin organism and is present on everybody.
An unfortunate but inevitable consequence of using antibiotics to treat infections is that bugs such as s.aureus develop resistence. This occurs in the community just as easily as in hospital.
You can imagine how easy it is to spread a resistant strain once it develops, for example by shaking hands with someone.
The NHS does not use unclean equipment. Nearly all surgical equipment is single-use only. There are alcohol gel dispensers on every ward and often at the end of every bed. Fortunately we are able to control the spread of resistant bacteria because each hospital has its own antibiotic policy as well as NICE guidelines which suggest avoiding particular drugs which are becoming less effective. Hence the MRSA problem is worse in America.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:42, archived)
# I lolled
ladybird book of hospital medicine - perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Was in neither
But obviously you're either working in the NHS or in favour of them for some reason.
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Yeah, stop endorsing free healthcare YOU EVIL FUCK!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:46, archived)
# clearly a LIEBARREL america HATING COMMUNIST!!!11!!!
lol, what was the question again?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Healthcare?
From people who mostly can't even tie there shoelaces, do up there own shirts or even ties?
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:48, archived)
# Oh JUST FUCK OFF TROLL
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:50, archived)
# That's all you can say?
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:51, archived)
# That's all you deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 3:31, archived)
# *Applause*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:46, archived)
# Yes. Everyone who has ever recieved treatment from the NHS and not caught MRSA is obviously being bribed.
I should subscribe to your RSS feed.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:47, archived)
# Rarely Sane Sod
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Really Stupid Shithead
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Rubber Sausage Smuggler
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Regularly Sodomised Stasi
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:54, archived)
# And at what part did I say they were being bribed?
(VampirEvil Nobody appreciated my humour, so I'm gone., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:50, archived)
# RSS FEED
RSS SOUNDS LIKE A DEADLY VIRUS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:51, archived)
# Maybe because it stands for Massive Runny Shit Albatross
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Mighty Rhino Storms Argos
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# Milk Ruins Shirt Again
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# Mega Robot Seizes America
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# Mildly Rancid Swollen Asses
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# MrPineapple Reaches Seventieth Anniversary
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# Mini Racehorse Scares Anteater
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:42, archived)
# MrPineapple Regrets Stupid Acronym
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:45, archived)
# Mechanical Rapist Steals Amethysts
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Meaty Raptor Spies Archbishop
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Missile Reactors Student Accomodation
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:44, archived)
# Meryl Rogers Snake's Anus
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:39, archived)
# hahah
we need this visualized.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 21 Sep 2009, 2:41, archived)