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[challenge entry] Your life. Your religion.
Why not try repackaging the same old crap?

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(octopuppy stinking up the place, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:30, archived)
# this is a double whammy. well done.
the Microsoft launch parties are beyond parody. Or so I thought :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:31, archived)
# I am NOT inviting you to my WIndows VII launch party
**sulks**
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# ha ha haaa!
shit. that's my social calendar back to zero entries again :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:35, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] also...
Jesus needs to be made more relevant to the kidz


Luke 27:13 ...and then Jesus did flip off his worshippers, saying "whosoever maketh this sign shall be blessed in my eyes. word."
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:33, archived)
# hahaha
:DD
(herman:D, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Reminds me of a spooky hologram picture
that my Gran had on her bedroom wall,The Virgin Mary Eyeballin`you on the way in and Jebus giving you evils on the way out.....just remembered she had a fucking great big Church Edition sized bible on the dressing table too...


Religious tatt there used to be shops that sell it..what happened to them ?
(I helped save b3ta! bane, Sat 26 Sep 2009, 9:58, archived)
# heh heh....you sure can make it seem like fun
top job in the vatican waiting for ya:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:37, archived)
# It seems like you are trying to read a gospel

Would you like some help with that?

[no] [fuck off]
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:41, archived)
# Oh, and well done there. I liked it.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:42, archived)
# Not having to think?
I never thought of that, I'm off to church folks, cya!
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:42, archived)
# I forgot to say...
I like this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 22:47, archived)
# This is excellent.
And duly clicked.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Windows 7 is great
Cyberlink Power director
Windows 7 Ultimate
Photoshop CS4

I wonder how much they all cost :D

(Peter_G, Thu 24 Sep 2009, 23:34, archived)