no you make a good point but i have been posting squirrel wimin for my challenge entry forthe best part of a year now its more of a habit and ... i did make a valid attempt before my usual obscure reference.
if jesus was in a manger and it was a modern day 'crib' then mirrored ceilings and playboy models (often refered to as bunnys) would be in attendance.
as for last nights referance to no doudbt on the tablets from mount siani www.b3ta.com/board/9710189
(if jesus was in a manger and it was a modern day 'crib' then mirrored ceilings and playboy models (often refered to as bunnys) would be in attendance.
as for last nights referance to no doudbt on the tablets from mount siani www.b3ta.com/board/9710189
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:53,
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Modern day Joseph and MaryWould drive 50 miles to the nearest Maternity Unit in a clapped-out Nissan Micra, only to be told that all the beds are occupied and due to NHS cuts there are not any midwives available.
They'd then have to wait in a nearby Burger King car-park and have the baby in a skip, watched by rats, teenagers, tramps and drug addicts.
There wouldn't be shepherds, there'd be security guards telling them to move on and stop causing a disturbance, and on the off-chance they'd be allowed to stay in the skip for 12 days, it wouldn't be 3 wise men who'd turn up, it'd be social services, not bringing gold, frankinsence and Myrhh (sp?), but taking the baby away to be brought up by well-meaning middle class lesbian foster parents.
ED: Spent too long on this, now it's too far down the board. :(
(They'd then have to wait in a nearby Burger King car-park and have the baby in a skip, watched by rats, teenagers, tramps and drug addicts.
There wouldn't be shepherds, there'd be security guards telling them to move on and stop causing a disturbance, and on the off-chance they'd be allowed to stay in the skip for 12 days, it wouldn't be 3 wise men who'd turn up, it'd be social services, not bringing gold, frankinsence and Myrhh (sp?), but taking the baby away to be brought up by well-meaning middle class lesbian foster parents.
ED: Spent too long on this, now it's too far down the board. :(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:59,
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well I liked itthe crib is probably being bombed so nothing I can come up with could meet the dissapointment of the real world. ahh well off to get pissed hf guys cya soon
( Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:08,
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