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[challenge entry] Actually I quite like this compo but I feel obliged to do things like this.
Susan Wayland Squirrel

If anyone is wondering its susan wayland, and i named the file before i decided on rabbit

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:35, archived)
# why
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:36, archived)
# some kind of mental illness *shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:37, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:37, archived)
# this disturbs me
in fact, I'm off. this has made me sad.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:37, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:44, archived)
# not my intent
I'm sure it will be swizzled off the bord in no time if thats any consolation.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Phwoar!
Get a load of those floppy ears, oh yeaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Im moving away from tails
they cause too much furrory
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Oh, I say, old chap,
that pun is taking it a bit far, don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:50, archived)
# hear hear!
or should i say hair hair
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:10, archived)
# What compo is this?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:37, archived)
# the bible uhmm in modern day
this represent the animals at baby jesus in da crib
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:40, archived)
# :D ....oh.....O.K.,...
.............carry on!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I honestly have no idea what to say to that....
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:38, archived)
# my thoughts exactly.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:43, archived)
# how the hell are you, today, Mr Grunty?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Very, very hungover, but getting there.
Hair of the dog at lunchtime + pie & chips sorted me out.
And how's things with you, my fine fellow?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:46, archived)
# tired after a long day of work spent mostly on b3ta, but it's FRIDAY!™ so all is good with the world!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Very bunny Susan !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:38, archived)
# oo boke mi bose
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I think this is NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:39, archived)
# NSFA!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Only if there's a danger that you'll be unable to resist the urge to wank over it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:41, archived)
# do you want me to link it?
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:42, archived)
# It's too late now
The fox has already seen the rabbit, as it were ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I will stand witness at your tribunal if you think it might help
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Will you promise not to pass out?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:52, archived)
# I think it would help your defence if i did
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Not Safe for Wabbits?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Waskerwee Wabbits.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:44, archived)
# grim
only perverts go for hair

EDIT: I should have been brighter than to google Susan Wheyland
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I am bald
and thus have created a paradox
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Have you ever passed out on the floor of my garden?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:43, archived)
# technically, yes
I also still have a teabag from london somewhere and am about to take pontypridd by storm coach leaves in an hour and a halfish
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Yeah but is it a radio active tea bag?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:57, archived)
# probably by now... my room is a bit of a mess
and now it is time to walk to the pick up area for some pre coach drinks. pickle jar in hand!

bye b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I'm confused by the compo'ing
is this an obscure Bible reference? If its the usual B3ta post what you like under the challenge and stop going on about it grandad then that's fine, I'm trying to give up caring.

But if everyone is doing that, surely there's no point having an image challenge, as we post what we want for non challenge stuff anyway. Sorry, that sounds like a criticism, please don't shout at me gang of b3ta bad boys.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:44, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:49, archived)
# I don't think it's everyone
Everyone else seems to be sticking to a "photoshop the bible" theme... not bad for a friday (!)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Which suggests we should do away with the Image Challenge description
and just say Photoshop Bible stuff instead.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:57, archived)
# maybe
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:10, archived)
# no you make a good point but i have been posting squirrel wimin for my challenge entry for
the best part of a year now its more of a habit and ... i did make a valid attempt before my usual obscure reference.

if jesus was in a manger and it was a modern day "crib" then mirrored ceilings and playboy models (often refered to as bunnys) would be in attendance.

as for last nights referance to no doudbt on the tablets from mount siani www.b3ta.com/board/9710189

(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:53, archived)
# Modern day Joseph and Mary
Would drive 50 miles to the nearest Maternity Unit in a clapped-out Nissan Micra, only to be told that all the beds are occupied and due to NHS cuts there are not any midwives available.

They'd then have to wait in a nearby Burger King car-park and have the baby in a skip, watched by rats, teenagers, tramps and drug addicts.

There wouldn't be shepherds, there'd be security guards telling them to move on and stop causing a disturbance, and on the off-chance they'd be allowed to stay in the skip for 12 days, it wouldn't be 3 wise men who'd turn up, it'd be social services, not bringing gold, frankinsence and Myrhh (sp?), but taking the baby away to be brought up by well-meaning middle class lesbian foster parents.

ED: Spent too long on this, now it's too far down the board. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:59, archived)
# :D ...FACTS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:02, archived)
# well I liked it
the crib is probably being bombed so nothing I can come up with could meet the dissapointment of the real world. ahh well off to get pissed hf guys cya soon
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Hehehe
As I said earlier I think we all have pent up religious anger and we're using this compo as an outlet.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Yiff!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:45, archived)
# do your yiffing down on earth while you can, there's no mention of animals going to heaven to be with the lord
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:46, archived)
# WHAT?
You mean when fluffy died, he didn't go to the great big rabbit-hutch in the sky?

*sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:48, archived)
# sorry, the churchy people who came up with the bible hated pets
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:59, archived)
# Damn them!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:02, archived)
# What about animal-shaped sock puppets?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:49, archived)
# except by Saint Terry of Pratchett :)
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:49, archived)
# There seems to be a tattoo above the lady-line
How do you tattoo fur?!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:47, archived)
# rabbits have skin under the fur
they probably shave the fur then do the tattoo and the fur grows back
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:54, archived)