Actually I quite like this compo but I feel obliged to do things like this.
From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)
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From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)
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not my intent
I'm sure it will be swizzled off the bord in no time if thats any consolation.
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:00,
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Oh, I say, old chap,
that pun is taking it a bit far, don't you think?
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:50,
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the bible uhmm in modern day
this represent the animals at baby jesus in da crib
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:40,
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Very, very hungover, but getting there.
Hair of the dog at lunchtime + pie & chips sorted me out.
And how's things with you, my fine fellow?
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:46,
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And how's things with you, my fine fellow?
tired after a long day of work spent mostly on b3ta, but it's FRIDAY!™ so all is good with the world!
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:48,
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Only if there's a danger that you'll be unable to resist the urge to wank over it.
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:41,
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It's too late now
The fox has already seen the rabbit, as it were ;)
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:44,
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I will stand witness at your tribunal if you think it might help
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:46,
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grim
only perverts go for hair
EDIT: I should have been brighter than to google Susan Wheyland
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:42,
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EDIT: I should have been brighter than to google Susan Wheyland
technically, yes
I also still have a teabag from london somewhere and am about to take pontypridd by storm coach leaves in an hour and a halfish
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:48,
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probably by now... my room is a bit of a mess
and now it is time to walk to the pick up area for some pre coach drinks. pickle jar in hand!
bye b3ta
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:58,
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bye b3ta
I'm confused by the compo'ing
is this an obscure Bible reference? If its the usual B3ta post what you like under the challenge and stop going on about it grandad then that's fine, I'm trying to give up caring.
But if everyone is doing that, surely there's no point having an image challenge, as we post what we want for non challenge stuff anyway. Sorry, that sounds like a criticism, please don't shout at me gang of b3ta bad boys.
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:44,
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But if everyone is doing that, surely there's no point having an image challenge, as we post what we want for non challenge stuff anyway. Sorry, that sounds like a criticism, please don't shout at me gang of b3ta bad boys.
I don't think it's everyone
Everyone else seems to be sticking to a "photoshop the bible" theme... not bad for a friday (!)
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:51,
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Which suggests we should do away with the Image Challenge description
and just say Photoshop Bible stuff instead.
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:57,
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no you make a good point but i have been posting squirrel wimin for my challenge entry for
the best part of a year now its more of a habit and ... i did make a valid attempt before my usual obscure reference.
if jesus was in a manger and it was a modern day "crib" then mirrored ceilings and playboy models (often refered to as bunnys) would be in attendance.
as for last nights referance to no doudbt on the tablets from mount siani www.b3ta.com/board/9710189
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:53,
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if jesus was in a manger and it was a modern day "crib" then mirrored ceilings and playboy models (often refered to as bunnys) would be in attendance.
as for last nights referance to no doudbt on the tablets from mount siani www.b3ta.com/board/9710189
Modern day Joseph and Mary
Would drive 50 miles to the nearest Maternity Unit in a clapped-out Nissan Micra, only to be told that all the beds are occupied and due to NHS cuts there are not any midwives available.
They'd then have to wait in a nearby Burger King car-park and have the baby in a skip, watched by rats, teenagers, tramps and drug addicts.
There wouldn't be shepherds, there'd be security guards telling them to move on and stop causing a disturbance, and on the off-chance they'd be allowed to stay in the skip for 12 days, it wouldn't be 3 wise men who'd turn up, it'd be social services, not bringing gold, frankinsence and Myrhh (sp?), but taking the baby away to be brought up by well-meaning middle class lesbian foster parents.
ED: Spent too long on this, now it's too far down the board. :(
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:59,
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They'd then have to wait in a nearby Burger King car-park and have the baby in a skip, watched by rats, teenagers, tramps and drug addicts.
There wouldn't be shepherds, there'd be security guards telling them to move on and stop causing a disturbance, and on the off-chance they'd be allowed to stay in the skip for 12 days, it wouldn't be 3 wise men who'd turn up, it'd be social services, not bringing gold, frankinsence and Myrhh (sp?), but taking the baby away to be brought up by well-meaning middle class lesbian foster parents.
ED: Spent too long on this, now it's too far down the board. :(
well I liked it
the crib is probably being bombed so nothing I can come up with could meet the dissapointment of the real world. ahh well off to get pissed hf guys cya soon
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:08,
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Hehehe
As I said earlier I think we all have pent up religious anger and we're using this compo as an outlet.
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:59,
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do your yiffing down on earth while you can, there's no mention of animals going to heaven to be with the lord
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:46,
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WHAT?
You mean when fluffy died, he didn't go to the great big rabbit-hutch in the sky?
*sniffs*
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:48,
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*sniffs*
sorry, the churchy people who came up with the bible hated pets
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Fri 25 Sep 2009, 16:59,
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