I don't think even God would consider the bible a factual book
it's 'Based on some true stories from bloomin ages ago' at best
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:02,
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BLASPHEMER!
Burn him!!!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:03,
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Burn him?
but I'm not a witch
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daveduke67,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:04,
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I bet you weigh the same as a duck.
It's the only way to be sure.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:06,
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what does a duck weigh?
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daveduke67,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:08,
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The same as you
BURN HIM
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:11,
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watch it
or i'll turn you into a newt
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daveduke67,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:15,
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I wonder if God is agnostic.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:03,
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He really shouldn't be
I mean if you don't believe in yourself how can you expect anyone else to believe in you?
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daveduke67,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:05,
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THat's a yes then:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:19,
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