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Forgive me ...
if there's anyone there - if not I don't suppose it matters. No harm done.
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daveduke67,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:57,
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I don't think even God would consider the bible a factual book
it's "Based on some true stories from bloomin ages ago" at best
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:02,
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BLASPHEMER!
Burn him!!!
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:03,
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Burn him?
but I'm not a witch
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daveduke67,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:04,
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I bet you weigh the same as a duck.
It's the only way to be sure.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:06,
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what does a duck weigh?
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daveduke67,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:08,
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The same as you
BURN HIM
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:11,
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watch it
or i'll turn you into a newt
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daveduke67,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:15,
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I wonder if God is agnostic.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:03,
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He really shouldn't be
I mean if you don't believe in yourself how can you expect anyone else to believe in you?
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daveduke67,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:05,
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THat's a yes then:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:19,
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I..AM..AN..AR-CHI-TECT!
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:05,
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THEY CALL ME A BUTCHER
I AM A PIONEEEEEEER
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mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:20,
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THEY CALL ME PRIM-I-TIVE
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:23,
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I AM PURITEEEEEEEE
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mrrenton is an inanimate fucking object,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:24,
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That's so true . . . wait . . . that's not true . . . hummmn . . . it's a paradox !
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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:07,
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Bible predicts Fawlty Towers.
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Cakie Rose from the dead on,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:22,
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wait a minute......
theres something about this ...... Fawlty Towers - linked to Monty Python - they made Life of Brian. The film is loosely based on Jesus of Nazareth.
All available on DVD at Play.com - amazing.
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daveduke67,
Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:34,
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