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[challenge entry] Forgive me ...


if there's anyone there - if not I don't suppose it matters. No harm done.

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I don't think even God would consider the bible a factual book
it's "Based on some true stories from bloomin ages ago" at best
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:02, archived)
# BLASPHEMER!
Burn him!!!
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Burn him?
but I'm not a witch
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:04, archived)
# I bet you weigh the same as a duck.
It's the only way to be sure.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:06, archived)
# what does a duck weigh?
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:08, archived)
# The same as you
BURN HIM
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:11, archived)
# watch it
or i'll turn you into a newt
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I wonder if God is agnostic.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:03, archived)
# He really shouldn't be
I mean if you don't believe in yourself how can you expect anyone else to believe in you?
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:05, archived)
# THat's a yes then:P
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I..AM..AN..AR-CHI-TECT!
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:05, archived)
# THEY CALL ME A BUTCHER
I AM A PIONEEEEEEER
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:20, archived)
# THEY CALL ME PRIM-I-TIVE
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:23, archived)
# I AM PURITEEEEEEEE
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:24, archived)
# That's so true . . . wait . . . that's not true . . . hummmn . . . it's a paradox !
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Bible predicts Fawlty Towers.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 18:22, archived)
# wait a minute......
theres something about this ...... Fawlty Towers - linked to Monty Python - they made Life of Brian. The film is loosely based on Jesus of Nazareth.

All available on DVD at Play.com - amazing.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 20:34, archived)