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# All halloween costumes seem to be prefixed with the word sexy nowadays.
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:29, archived)
# Yeah... pffft... as if a Matalan costume could ever turn anybody on?
Well never as much as the model on the picture *fwaps*
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:32, archived)
# You are evidently looking at a different matalan model to the one I found :S
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:41, archived)
# TREAT, treat,.... no wait TRICK!


Does your mother know that you're out this late?
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 21:47, archived)
# she was the one who rang him to pick her up after work
from the brothel
hey she could be a visiting health worker checking the ladies for the old pox
(, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 22:24, archived)