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# if i was made of nylon
i couldn't rip your lips off, could i?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:39, archived)
# You could if you rubbed your feet along the carpet to get some friction
and gave him a kiss the static charge would rip his lips off.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:47, archived)
# i'd rather use my static friction power
to jolt his cock into a massive boner.
failing that, i'd just piss people off with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:49, archived)
# Nylon Woman - with her mildly irritating powers of static electrical shocks!
*Kazzap! Fizz! Ping!*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:52, archived)
# *orders electric blue spandex outfit and silver cape*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Sep 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Now
that's what I like to hear!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:00, archived)