It is big and wet.
And he wants to use my legs as a towel. Must be raining outside.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:46,
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OH FFS He's just gone back out and then come back in and started rubbing himself on my legs again.
I am going to nail up his catflap.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sat 26 Sep 2009, 1:58,
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that sounds like a line from a dodgy cockney voiced gangster film
"We're gonna nail up his catflap boys"
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discomeats This canoe,
Sat 26 Sep 2009, 3:26,
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