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# hahaha
holy shit that's a piece of my childhood dead right there
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Now all you gotta do to ruin the rest is Google it along with "rule34".
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Its all ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 9:52, archived)
# It's all ruined. I'm sad. Lets cry.
Lets cry together. Lets race, who can cry more? I'm crying faster. Lets click these pens. Click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 9:54, archived)
# My tears rusted my pen.
Its all ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Is he calling the Samaritans or booking a skiing holiday?
Its always hard to tell with hedgehogs.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Hey, Prequal - today I decided I needed a goatee.
It looks stupid. People will laugh. It's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Facial hair is there for experimenting, dude. Forget the h8rz.
I experimented with a goatee for about a year, then progressed to very sculpted beard and then said Fuck it, real men have real beards.

Now I feel bald when I shave.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:16, archived)
# :D fuck yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Grow a real beard. You'll never go back.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I'm forgetting my manners, I should have said
Pictures or GTFO
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:16, archived)
# If, in my sleep deprived state, I actually go outside like this and keep it for more than a handful of hours, I will furnish you with a picture of my face and facial peripherals.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:19, archived)
# It doesn't have to be your face
I am only interested in the hair bit.

Here's a tip - Girls who like guys with facial hair are much wilder in bed ;)
Totally trufax. I have researched.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Girl to beard correlation backed up.
Initiate seduce girl protocol.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:23, archived)
# History will only remember the porn version
of history via internet archives. Now that's an Image Challenge for b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 9:57, archived)
# The porn version of history? :)
Yeah I can really see the dayshift guys at work getting behind that compo idea :p
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:02, archived)
# They are so repressed those guys!
I bet when they are having sexy tiems they shout out at the height of orgasm "NSFW, NSFW, Nnnn...SSsss..FFFFffff...WWwwww!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Pffft!
Well *technically* I just meant they wouldn't want porn images on their computers at work ...

But you've taken things to a much more interesting place ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:10, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# And when I say "interesting"
I mean something I really don't want to be interested in ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Well I don't want b3ta to descend into pornography
else it would be a very boring place to visit. But there is a lot of faux prudishness that goes on.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:34, archived)
#
descend ascend ;)

A whole page full of links to historically pornographic images.
That is my dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:37, archived)
# Sounds like a good one to me! [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:06, archived)
# That is a magnificently suggestive moustache
Well played, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:12, archived)
# If I'd waited a bit for the thread to develop as it has above...
This might have been more topical to pea.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:25, archived)
# Tahkcalb - Now more relevant than ever.
Nice :)

Edit: Also, how many thousands of these do you have now? How do you keep track of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:27, archived)
# Yeah, sort of.
Some are one offs and I also made a lot of blanks that count in.

550ish gross and a little over 400 primary ones. Bunch of animations. Of
those coloured clip art ones. With the olde greeting card art remixes it is
like over 250 of those. Colourized olde photos another two dozen. Might
work out to be more than 1000 posted very soon. Now that I add em up.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:44, archived)
# So some sort of nudity is called for?
Is that what you're trying to say?

Anyway, a noble enterprise. I certainly think they're great.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:57, archived)
# haha
I've lived such a provincial upbringing :)
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sun 27 Sep 2009, 10:03, archived)