I'm appalled at the amount of free stuff my girlfriend gets because of her life-threatening dyslexia.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:19,
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Dyslexia is life-threateningespecially if you read the label on a bottle of bleach and it tells you "mixes well with Vodka"
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 27 Sep 2009, 18:29,
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