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# me too
i say it far too often at home
(anonymous blonde, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:01, archived)
# please tell me you haven't cut a ball almost in half, crammed your pet between the two halfs, thrown it at the ground and shouted "[pet name] I CHOOSE YOU!!"
I certainly haven't. *shifty eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Protip;
it doesn't work as well with fish.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 16:24, archived)