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[challenge entry] God knows what tariff he's on..


Prob been done better :)

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:26, archived)
# rotflmao
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:30, archived)
# hehehe
and I bet Eve isn't allowed to have an Apple iPhone either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:32, archived)
# teheehee
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# yay it's wednesday

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:36, archived)
# damn
I'm still wearing my Monday pants
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:40, archived)
# No probs,
I have been forewarned that nearly all the good people in this province are mostly dexterous thieves.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:41, archived)
# *is fearful of disjointed response*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I'm pretty sure there are more than just tigers, actually
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:43, archived)
# They take the tail, they wind it up like that -
they tweak it's central nervous system and it goes like a bloody rocket.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:46, archived)
# may I nibble a bit on it?
since its all crunchy and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 11:44, archived)
# tey are pretty 'oiled' by now actually.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 12:04, archived)