Jesus couldn't drive, numbnuts.
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:23,
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He can walk on the mud without getting his robes dirty.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:25,
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I heard he likes to get his robes dirty
nudge nudge
wink wink
yiff yiff
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:27,
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Fnarr fnarr
kayak kayak
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:28,
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he could have used the force
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op op op op op I stink therfore I spam,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:31,
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He could have summoned the strength of ten tigers and then lifted it out.
Or held aloft his magic cross and shouted "I HAVE THE POWER"
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:36,
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He would have known you were in need because
he would have detected you with Ears of the Puma too.
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Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant,
Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:37,
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