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I'm quite tempted to catch up on

this morning's Jeremy Kyle...

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)

if you do

i shall be forced to hunt you down and shoot you like a dog

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:01, archived)

I like everything about this sentiment.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:03, archived)

as you should

jeremy kyle is more painful than a wasabi enema

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:06, archived)

oh but it's clahhhsy

Ahh incestuous chavs

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:04, archived)

i see enough chavs

there's a lidl just down the road

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:07, archived)

it wasn't his baby...she's a slut

there..no need now

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:03, archived)

Wasn't that on University Challenge this week?

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:06, archived)

But did he 'step up to the mark'?

I've watched it occasionally (I work from home) and there always seems to be someone who needs to 'step up to the mark'.

I'm pretty sure that he hasn't recorded a show in years and his dialogue is just looped stock footage.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:09, archived)

Then there's

'Why didn't you put something on the end of it?'

Oh, the shame of my viewing habits.

(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 21:10, archived)