
I'll get there in flats, put my new shoes on, make everybody look at my shoes quickly, hobble a bit, then throw them in a corner. Though it is the perfect excuse to get drunk to Numb The Pain. I'm dead practical me.
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Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:03,
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Otherwise, shortarse that I am, my dress will be in a one foot long puddle all around me...
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Fri 2 Oct 2009, 16:11,
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