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# I like the way they're clearly so thick
They probably think they're in numerical ascending order

/beautifulwomenwontshagmesomustbestupidbitterblog
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# have you not tried pretending to be happy toast in bars?
/worked for me blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I tried pretending I was Discomeats
I got arrested for impersonating HappyToast :(
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# just don't get caught in a loop
or it'll make an uncleanable mess on the walls
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Too late :(
HappyToast was sick of the female attention so impersonated being me, so I ended up getting arrested for impersonating myself.

Still at least I got bum raped while I was inside, so I got some action :D
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
# can't knock what ya gets
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:53, archived)
# The numbers make up their phone number
of the house they all share in Sapphic solitude, desperate for your call.

Call now on Dundee 25349, they're waiting for your call.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:56, archived)
# They've just come home from netball practice and got in the bath together.
They're all soapy and that.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)