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[challenge entry] I would

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(DutyPaid, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I like how they numbered them for easy dibs.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:41, archived)
# I'll have the one with Z on her socks
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# you can't beat a good set of "dibs"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# I like the way they're clearly so thick
They probably think they're in numerical ascending order

/beautifulwomenwontshagmesomustbestupidbitterblog
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# have you not tried pretending to be happy toast in bars?
/worked for me blog
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I tried pretending I was Discomeats
I got arrested for impersonating HappyToast :(
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# just don't get caught in a loop
or it'll make an uncleanable mess on the walls
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Too late :(
HappyToast was sick of the female attention so impersonated being me, so I ended up getting arrested for impersonating myself.

Still at least I got bum raped while I was inside, so I got some action :D
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
# can't knock what ya gets
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:53, archived)
# The numbers make up their phone number
of the house they all share in Sapphic solitude, desperate for your call.

Call now on Dundee 25349, they're waiting for your call.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:56, archived)
# They've just come home from netball practice and got in the bath together.
They're all soapy and that.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:34, archived)
# dibs?
you can tell them apart?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:53, archived)
# Yeah, maybe the numbers are there so you can distinguish them from one another.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:55, archived)
# That's strange
They look like robots
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# this might tempt me to watch football
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:42, archived)
# ^GAYER
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# oh baby, stop talking dirty to me!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# FREE KICK
2u
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# ARG ARG!! THAT'S TOO TECHINCAL A TERM!
*runs off screaming on fire*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# ^GAYER
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# ^this
Sports should be played, not watched! *minirant*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# actually, I agree wholeheartedly with this
sport's for doing

not consuming 15 pints, stabbing someone in the chest and then going home and setting fire to all of your furniture about because "your" team which couldn't give a shit if they ran over you in their ferraris lost.


or something

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# I agree, especially with "or something".
But seriously: yes.
The only "sport" that's okay to watch is gymnastics
Female - for obvious reasons
Male - so you can laugh at it
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:55, archived)
# what about the snooker?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:57, archived)
# Hmm, still better to play it.
But as long as you're doing something else then I guess it's okay to have on in the background?
It's guys poking balls with a stick into other balls.
Watch it if you wish.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)
# i've been watching it since the days of pot black
i still don't know why i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:02, archived)
# Because snooker is rad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:03, archived)
# have you been watching it on bbc2?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# No, I prefer it online - cuts out all the studio garbage.
I get to choose which table to watch too. How's the Maguire/Bond match?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:06, archived)
# There's no snooker on my television.
Where do you watch it online?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:07, archived)
# http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport/
We're on the final frame of the King/Walden match. I'm not sure about the other table.

Ronnie O'Sullivan vs John Higgins tomorrow at 2pm if you're interested.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:09, archived)
# i can watch it uninterrupted
now that i've watched the end of voyager
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:11, archived)
# Not in the UK :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Proxy ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:15, archived)
# Found it on Justin.tv but proxy tips would also be appreciated :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:17, archived)
# You can always grab Foxyproxy and locate their list of servers.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)
# Good call. Will sort that out.
Poor last shot from Walden
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:24, archived)
# tbh, i haven't watched it today
been busy with shopping and drying out after torrential rain. those new tables seem to be causing a bit of bother, though, i can just see them getting blamed for fuck-ups in the final
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:08, archived)
# Yeah, everyone's been bitchin' about them.
Oh well, looking forward to wasting another day watching it tomorrow :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:11, archived)
# i was watching hendry yesterday
the damn white was skipping!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:13, archived)
# Hendry is an unsufferable jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:15, archived)
# true
he makes me wish davis would come back
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# I like how they tap the table when the other person does a good shot.
That's nice.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:18, archived)
# haven't noticed that
i just hate the noise from the other table during the early rounds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:20, archived)
# Fuck goddamn fuck fucking fucking fuck goddamn fucking fuck.
Fucking fuck fuck. Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:21, archived)
# Oh man that was a close match.
I am feeling sad for you. Have a glompningles.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# who won, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I also have wood.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# Are they all the same woman
in different poses?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:43, archived)
# They're septuplets

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# did you drop this?
X
(I helped save b3ta! war3n3xt < I'm with stupid, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# No, but I'll gladly take itx.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Extra 8 points in scrabble....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I feel sorry for the one that's just a boob sneaking into shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# They look like all the same girl, just with different hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:44, archived)
# I'm sure they all have diverse and interesting personalities.....
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# They have the same face.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:47, archived)
# You DID look at their faces?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Inb4 Mu.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# pft
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# It's clearly a photoshopped image, ttss, the lighting is wrong.
And their feet aren't touching the turf.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# Opposing light sources etc.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:51, archived)
# And that they're all the same girl gives it away too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
# I cannot masturbate to this nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Sorry Ttss :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Certainly not with THAT attitude
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:54, archived)
# One has a sweat band on her wrist
The little rebel!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Can't you just stare at that pic for hours?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:52, archived)
# it stares back at me
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:54, archived)
# Hahaha yes! More underboob :D
When I last came* on b3ta today there was underboob then too.
I declare this Underboob Tuesday.
pun may be intended.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:45, archived)
# UNTERBREATZEN!
O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
# FIECHEN JA!
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# (O_O)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry] THREADJACK!!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:48, archived)
# Don't follow it!
ed: no wedding ring?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:49, archived)
# but but... what is the source of this mysterious yellow!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# No ring.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:53, archived)
# It's his unmarried gay brother
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:04, archived)
# OH MY BREASTS ARE FALLING OUT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:50, archived)
# WHY DO YOU TAUNT ME WITH YOUR GRAVITY-DEFYING BREASTS???
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 21:59, archived)
# They don't look very happy
Perhaps they've just seen what's waiting for them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic the Hedgetrimmer doesn't care what you think, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:16, archived)
# Lots of shoppery afoot!
But seeing as the model (models? might be two) made more for that afternoons shoot than many people make in 3 months, i feel calling them names a little silly.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)