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[challenge entry] pffft

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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:23, archived)
# Nudged is the new Molested.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:27, archived)
# It can be just as good as full molestation
if you do it right
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:28, archived)
# 'just as good'...
...i think not.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# Depends who for,
the nudger or the nudgee.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:32, archived)
# Well, if it's Julia Roberts...EWWWW!...Perish the thought!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:40, archived)
# What if she were the nudger?

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:43, archived)
# I bet she's a boring, lousy nudger.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:45, archived)
# I heard that she was a selfish and inconsiderate nudger too.

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:49, archived)
# i wouldn't nudge her with your nudger.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:51, archived)
# this is making me giggle
as my mum's favourite euphemism for cock is a nudger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:49, archived)
# It's called frottaging. It's a fun way to pass the time on crowded trains.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# aye, cocknudged
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:29, archived)
# "Hey baby, you've just been cocknudged!"
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:46, archived)
# This ^
is just silly enough to earn a snort and a click from me
(I helped save b3ta! catweasle neither a cat nor a weasle, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:36, archived)
# She looks like she just loves holding that . . . pose . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 22:37, archived)