Have you ever considered writing theological thrillers like Dan Brown does?How about one where Tom Hanks gets aids after he bummed off a priest and then finds out that the whole aids thing was started by a group of satanists in a plot to wipe out the catholics because they don't believe in condoms and it turns out that the satanists have the cure for aids but they've hidden it up Ewan McGregor's bum and he has to follow a series of clues written on the walls of public toilets around Rome and there's a climactic final scene where he fists Ewan to death to get the cure out.
There, you can have that one for free. All it needs is some full stops and things.
(There, you can have that one for free. All it needs is some full stops and things.
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