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# she can want all she fucking likes
she still looks like biffa bacon's mum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# hehehe
evenin' smash
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# 'lo, pc
how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# good fanx
although I gotta work all night again. (with occasional b3ta pitsops of course). How you?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# recovering after a frank spencer day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# or you're steamin' sister!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# which one?
i have 2, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# *bites fist and can't choose*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# you must choose!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I take the fat one!
If she's not putting out, I can still eat her.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# ooo, bad choice!
the fat one is married, her husband is a beefy, 6ft 6 ginger bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Haha I would never eat one of you're sisters
It's agains B3ta regulations

*knaws on neighborkid meat*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# you can eat my brother
he is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Susan Boyle looks more like biffa bacon's mum
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# indeed she does
it's amazing how many ugly bitches there are out there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I only dislike the famous ones.
I dislike good-looking famous people even more though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# i dislike famous people
because they've got more money* than me and probably won't let me shag them


*they have at least 10p
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I just dislike them because I'm a grumpy sod.
Also the money thing though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)