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# She wants you.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:31, archived)
# As long as she does not want me to want her too

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# she doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Coo Coo Ca Choo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqCUlq_hSp0
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# she can stick her goatse face somewhere else
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:32, archived)
# she can want all she fucking likes
she still looks like biffa bacon's mum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# hehehe
evenin' smash
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# 'lo, pc
how goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# good fanx
although I gotta work all night again. (with occasional b3ta pitsops of course). How you?
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# recovering after a frank spencer day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# or you're steamin' sister!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# which one?
i have 2, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# *bites fist and can't choose*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# you must choose!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I take the fat one!
If she's not putting out, I can still eat her.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:45, archived)
# ooo, bad choice!
the fat one is married, her husband is a beefy, 6ft 6 ginger bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# Haha I would never eat one of you're sisters
It's agains B3ta regulations

*knaws on neighborkid meat*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:50, archived)
# you can eat my brother
he is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Susan Boyle looks more like biffa bacon's mum
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:36, archived)
# indeed she does
it's amazing how many ugly bitches there are out there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# I only dislike the famous ones.
I dislike good-looking famous people even more though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:48, archived)
# i dislike famous people
because they've got more money* than me and probably won't let me shag them


*they have at least 10p
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I just dislike them because I'm a grumpy sod.
Also the money thing though.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)
# She wants you to do what ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Park your bike between her teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:34, archived)
# yes
and then lick between her toes
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# hmmm is that creamcheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# its a variant of Philadelphia yes.
*boke*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# BARF . . . RAULF . . . HURL . . . REVERSE PERISTALSIS . . . UP CHUCK . . . etc . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:39, archived)
# *whimpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Horrific!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:37, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Thats wierd
I can only see the eyes of the non-closup face. I can see the mouth only if I look at at directly, but then not the eyes. I can't see the rest of the faces features at all. Is that similar for others?

I suspect science has an explanation. How long are the individual frames exposed for?

/science geek
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:41, archived)
# you can't see the face all at once
because your brain is trying to protect you from the full horror
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:43, archived)
# this was intended
I like playing with perception.

First frame exposed for 0.08 and close-up for 0.2

/science geek too
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:47, archived)
# :-D
I have a friend with me who has aspergers who can see both images at once

/scratches chin
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 0:09, archived)
# I hadn't realised this until you pointed it out,
but that's kinda cool. I think I can see Olivia Wilde's cute little nose though.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 6 Oct 2009, 23:57, archived)