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# Is that why my tea tastes funny?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:37, archived)
# Ha!
I wish I could spunk all the way to Birmingham!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:54, archived)
# Best superpower ever.
You could wear a cape and everything.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 1:58, archived)
# I dunno,
I wouldn't wanna burst a hole in the cape if a breeze caught it on the vinegar strokes....
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Fair point.
Maybe just a cool mask like Batman then.

You'd need a superhero name too.
Something like 'Captain Jizzesfuckingmiles' only less shit.
And maybe a masked sidekick who follows you round with a box of tissues.
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:14, archived)
# I shall call myself:
SPUNKTOBRUMAN!

I am totally gonna make him an outfit now and everything!
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:16, archived)
# But that implies you can only spunk to Brum, no matter where on the planet you are. Possibly even if you're in space.
How would that help you fight crime?
(, Wed 7 Oct 2009, 2:18, archived)