Here's another one for you...Tom Hanks is drilling a hole through the wall of the men's changing room in Topshop when he discovers an ancient scroll that describes the location of a secret document which proves that the Bible was written entirely by the Roman emporer Caligula after eating a load of cheese too soon before he went to bed and which fell into the hands of catholic extremists who have hidden it up Ewan McGregors bum and then sent him to live in a monastery in Italy and they have cloned him so there are like three hundred of these Ewan McGregor clones and in order to find the document Tom Hanks has to bum all of the Ewan McGregor clones in turn but then his knob falls off from all the bumming so he has to use his tongue instead.
I've literally got hundreds more of these, if you are interested then get in touch and we can talk business.
(I've literally got hundreds more of these, if you are interested then get in touch and we can talk business.
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